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i want a a restraining order against every spider

arcanehex: colo12spinner: ask-kirby-characters: themaraudersboys: crazilyawesome: allrightevans: itatemyhand: districtcuatro: numbertwopensyl: ceruleanmoon: always-riddikulus: Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts. I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine. Omg that comment. They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds. The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not. ‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’ ‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’ ‘Fair enough’ ‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’ ‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’ ‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’ ‘fuck you my dad did it’ ‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’ ‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’ ‘Potter, you-‘ ‘My father’s going to hear about this’ That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
darbesaurus: tittymonsta: cfgirlflying: schoolofcharmmentality: missmeoh: kestrelsansjesses: mariaacristina: Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you! Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away. THIS INFURIATES ME. I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES. Makes me so mad. I’m about to kill someone One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.